We are gathered in cyber space this day to mourn the passing of our good friend and neighbor, Brigham Young University and their beloved grid iron giants. They were taken from us last night while visiting the great state of Nevada in a horrific accident. There were many witnesses to this terrible night, but none who will make any statements at this time. Among the flashes of consciousness that people can remember are fumbles-a-plenty, absentee field goals, and a lackluster defense. Viewing will not take place due to the red faces beheld on all who were involved. Please send condolences care of Ryan Falkner at this blog. We will forward them to him on your behalf. Survivors include 60,000 fans who trudged home on a cold Sunday afternoon just in time to make it to church services. Last wishes of all those tough young players who managed to walk out alive were that we could "all just get along" and that everyone would turn their support to the clearly superior team that currently resides on the U of U campus. GO UTES!!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
I think we're all glad this season is finally over! Ryan had plans to go to the game but came down with strep throat. He tried to sell his tickets for way cheap and couldn't. After lowering the price of the tickets a few times he finally posted "free tickets" Still no takers! It's so fun to watch your team get better. It's not so fun to watch them get worse...which is what we saw the cougars do this season! I'm not a fare-weather fan, still love cougar football, just a little embarrassed and hope to see them improve. Congratulations to the Utes for having a great season and for the opportunity to go to a great bowl game!...still not a Ute fan though! :)
You should see if the Daily Herald needs an obituary writer. Very nice!
Eating crow is an acquired taste that I am becoming accustomed too. Congrats to your team! WOW!
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